And you thought you were over crazy crushes and mad obsessions! On Monday, when compulsive Pluto in your passion zone hijacks your operating system (the Libra Sun), you’re 16 all over again. Someone has touched a nerve, and you can’t think about anything else. Enjoy the hormonal rush, but don’t actually act like a teenager. It doesn’t get much better by the end of the week as the moon in your sign collides with supersizer Jupiter in your partnership corner. If this is just a fantasy, book an emergency therapy session and get it out of your system. However, if there’s real potential here, you’re going to need serious help—aka consulting a consortium of your BFFs.