There's a boob towel that's a real product and for sale right this very minute. Let's let that sink in for a moment.
Remember last year when an ad showed up on Facebook for something called the Ta-Ta Towel? It popped up repeatedly, incessantly, hawking an actual over-the-shoulder boulder holder. A boob towel. It’s a length of terrycloth that dangles around your neck like a scarf but supports your girls after bathing. Our reaction: “Come on…A towel? Just for boobs? We call B.S.! We know how to dry our breasts, thank you!”
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