by Joyce Wadler | Sep 15, 2022
My friend Herb is 81, and if he goes for more than six weeks without a haircut he develops Einstein Head. Einstein Head is that halo of flyaway white hair that didn’t even look good on Albert Einstein, but as he was the most brilliant man in the world and could be...
by Joyce Wadler | Jan 10, 2022
Yeah, yeah, I know. Five minutes ago, I was on the counter, next to the toaster, and now I’m gone and you can’t understand how that happened. Remember those stories about when the kids know it’s time to put mother in a home. They always seem to center around the...
by Joyce Wadler | Nov 1, 2021
Hello. My name is Joyce and I’m an Amazon Prime Addict. I’ve been ordering on-line for years. I’ve kind of known, in the past months, it’s been getting out of hand, but this week, I hit bottom. I’m not talking about the three crossbody travel bags I ordered and sent...
by Joyce Wadler | Sep 26, 2019
Here I am on a glorious summer evening in Ontario during a theater festival, walking solo into an outdoor café. The streets are dripping hanging baskets of pink and purple flowers. I am in my regulation summer white jeans and black top, feeling pretty hot for a babe...