But Doctor, Aren’t I Too Young for Cream Cheese Chin?

But Doctor, Aren’t I Too Young for Cream Cheese Chin?

My friend Herb is 81, and if he goes for more than six weeks without a haircut he develops Einstein Head. Einstein Head is that halo of flyaway white hair that didn’t even look good on Albert Einstein, but as he was the most brilliant man in the world and could be...
Thanks, Jeff Bezos! How Amazon Prime Saved/Ruined My Life

Thanks, Jeff Bezos! How Amazon Prime Saved/Ruined My Life

Hello. My name is Joyce and I’m an Amazon Prime Addict. I’ve been ordering on-line for years. I’ve kind of known, in the past months, it’s been getting out of hand, but this week, I hit bottom. I’m not talking about the three crossbody travel bags I ordered and sent...
Your Worst Table, Garçon! I’m a Woman Dining Alone

Your Worst Table, Garçon! I’m a Woman Dining Alone

Here I am on a glorious summer evening in Ontario during a theater festival, walking solo into an outdoor café. The streets are dripping hanging baskets of pink and purple flowers. I am in my regulation summer white jeans and black top, feeling pretty hot for a babe...

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